Colin grabbed another bottle of Pepsi and chugged it down as the boat bobbed in the waves.
“I’m not reeling in your line if you have to take a piss.” Marc said.
“I doubt I’m gonna hook anything.” Colin said as he leaned back in his chair.
Colin sighed as he looked to the sky; he felt a little bad about not bringing any of his girlfriends on this trip, but it was nice to not worry about the pink glow or anyone getting any ideas about-
“OW!” A woman yelped from over the ship.
Colin sat up as Marc walked past him.
“Who was that?” Colin asked.
“You hooked a swimmer, dude.” Marc said.
“I’ll get the first aid kit.” Colin sighed as he got up and grabbed the tiny white box. “Just bring the patient here and I can-“
Colin’s eyes went wide and he nearly dropped the medkit overboard.
“Heeeeey baaaaabe.” Jessie smiled.
‘Of course....’ he mentally sighed as he got the pliers out....
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Marc sucked down another Budweiser and glanced over to the smokin’ hot surfer laying facedown on Colin’s chest.
“I gotta say, surprised about the girlfriend.” Marc said.
“How come?” Jessie asked as she sat up, Colin trying not to get his face buried under her breasts.
“Don’t take this the wrong way, but the most exercise Colin gets is shaking the vending machine when his chips get stuck.” Marc said as he reeled in his catch.
“I dunno, doesn’t look that fat.” Jessie smiled as she dragged her hand across Colin’s stomach.
Marc squinted and nodded; Colin did look like he’d been losing weight. Maybe this chick was finally giving Colin a reason to stay in shape.
Jessie got off of Colin and grabbed a fistful of ice from the cooler.
“Mmmm... man, it’s soooo hoooot....” Jessie moaned as she rubbed the melting ice across her chest.
Colin felt his face flush as Jessie started rubbing the ice over her midriff with a sensual moan.
His mind wandered off to the two of them naked, Colin furiously ramming his cock up her ass as their lovemaking was serenaded by the rest of his harem swimming around the boat in mermaid form, colorful tails sloshing through the waves...
“Colin!” Marc said as his coworker watched the melting ice glide over those full, firm, golden thighs and slid to her tender, moist puss-
“DUDE!!!!” Marc yelled as he yanked on the rod.
Colin turned to a 40 pound fish flying at his his face. He ducked down as the huge catch hit Jessie square in the forehead.