So it was Queen Froo-Froo who was released from her prison. The moment her urn clattered to the ground, an eclectic rainbow of colorful smoke burst forth, popping with bright lights and forming into a semi-humanoid shape. When the smoke cleared, in its place was the freed demon queen in all her beastly glory.
Her form brought to mind a French Poodle standing on its hind legs, but she was no ordinary poodle. She was a Hellhound Poodle, with oil black skin and crimson fur. She stood an imposing seven feet tall, with the curvature and sleekness of a French runway model. Her body looked strong, and indomitable, and she held herself with the air of an Empress. Behind her canine face were human eyes… distressingly human eyes, as green as emeralds and glowing with unnatural light. A pair of sharp, straight horns extended from her head, coated with gold rings and chains as her crown. She tilted her head back, howling into the empty museum, her voice echoing into infinity.
“Oh! Mon dos douloureux!” she grumbled, stretching her back and joints. “Zat is what several centuries cramped inside of an enchanted urn will do to you! Such a crick in ze neck, OH! Now then, what ‘as become of ze world while I was developing into my full power?” She noticed the janitor, who had been watching the queen take form. He was pale as a sheet, trembling in his jumpsuit. “Ugh! Horriblement dégoûtant! Zis is ze dominant species? Hairless apes?! Non non non, zis is all wrong! Zis is all! Wrong! I don’t suppose I ‘ave you to thank for releasing me?” The janitor could only nod in frightened response.
“You will call me Queen Froo-Froo, peon!” the hellhound queen commanded, “You will be my indentured servant, and do everything zat I tell you to. We are going to rid zis planet of ze disgusting apes by transforming zem all into somezing far more beautiful and perfect. If He Above made you wretched things in His image, zen it is clear zat He has no taste! Dogs, cats, foxes, mice, frogs, wolves, eagles, horses, lions, tigers, bears… they shall all become ze beautiful animals. Zey shall walk on two legs as zey do now, and they will feel sexual pleasure far more strongly. Finished is ze era of humanity! Now is ze time for Anthros to be ze dominant species! And as for you, janitor, I think you would make the perfect…”