*Beep Beep* *Beep Beep*
The noise was subtle. A faint beeping emanated from the corner of the bedroom. And yet the the hungover and slightly drunk Jeff, it might as well have been screaming into his ear. It seemed to bounce off every wall and echo into the pulsating pain inside his skull.
*Beep Beep* *Beep Beep*
"Why?" He thought, "Why is the stupid computer beeping?" Somewhere in his swimming thoughts he recognized that the Chronivac must be doing something but for the life of him he couldn't quite remember what.
*Beep Beep* *Beep Beep*
His body ached and the world spun as he pushed himself to sit up on the soft bed. His body felt heavy and unmanageable. He hadn't even opened his eyes yet because of his extreme head ache. There was a gurgle from his stomach as it's contents swirled, threatening to leap out of him with violence. A part of him thought he should have been able to hold his liquor better than that. But... Why did he think that?
*Beep Beep* *Beep Beep*
His eyes shot open. That incessant beeping had to stop! But before he could follow though with that thought, he became very confused. The bedroom before him was familiar but off. The bedroom's aesthetic was positioned somewhere between 14 year old boy's bedroom and frequently used 43 year old male guest room. But more than that his point of view was all off. Like his eyes were at two different heights. Then he began scanning the room, moving his head around, trying to get his eyes in focus. Then... *Bump*
Pain as his head slammed into something. It was hard and... hairy? There was another feeling in the collision, a sudden release of pressure. And like that his headache was reduced and his stomach was setting.
*Beep* *Beep*
He was about to get up and stop the alarm when his hand ran into someone else's. He looked over and saw the man looking back at him. He was old but well built. Hairy with a few specks of grey. It was him. It was Jeff, his father's best friend. And spare his boxers, he was entirely naked.
Jeff looked at the small boy. He recognized himself in the other Jeff but the thought of a 43 year old man in the same bed as a 14 year old quickly freaked him out and he lept from the bed, covering his hairy body with the bed sheets. "Woah! I didn't think I drank that much! I am so sorry! I must have entered the wrong room!"
"Wait. Wait. This can't be right!" Said Jeff the son. He too got out of the bed and swiftly walked over to the computer. Several notifications had popped up on the screen.
*ERROR 26: Affected subject unable to be reverted due to physically limitations or extraneous material.*
*Work-around initiated.
Please standby for Twinning Protocol*
*Twinning Protocol completed*
*Please contact customer support at +5(317)285-3060 at your nearest convenience*
This last one had a blinking yellow button for "Call Now"