"American Werewolf" is a pretty old film, and while the old bat was definitely crazy, it would be kind of entertaining to see what movies had gone to video around the same time. So after your shift ends, you pop the tape into the shop's video player. After the FBI threats, you fast forward through the coming attractions, only to realize that the first has Grace Jones, Wilt Chamberlain, and a much younger Arnold Schwarzenegger--it's Conan: The Destroyer. You pause the video on a frame of him, flexing and holding his sword, amused both at how young he looks and the simple fact that this clown is now governor of California.
You feel something pinching your arms and your chest and you realize it's your Blockbuster uniform, squeezed around the huge muscles you now have.
Good god, you've turned into Arnie!