Then William took out his phone and keyed Bruno's number.
"Yo, boss, we struck out at Chad's house and at the dog pound, but we're going to-"
"Shut it, Bruno. I found Chad. "
"You found Chad!" Bruno shouted. Brakes screeched as Rick reacted.
"Yes, he's right in front of me. I just neutered him."
"Fuck, I'd like to have seen that," Bruno said.
"Well, you can see what being neutered is like first hand, if you screw up retrieving Chad for me, " William said.
"Wait! You said he's there. Why would you need us to retrieve Chad?"
"Put me on speaker," William ordered.
"On speaker now," Bruno said.
Rick added, "Hi, boss!"
"Okay, you know a guy named Todd from your school?"
"Yeah, he's a teammate."
"Well, he's the one who brought Chad in to get, licensed, chipped and get his shots. Anyway he's going to take him home, so I need you two to dognap Chad. Change his dog tags and take him to the address I text you. It's an obedience school."
Chad whimpered.
"Whoa, Todd had Chad neutered!"
"No, doofus. I neutered Chad to facilitate his training. And I'll unneuter Chad, after he completes his training, if he proves he is a good obedient dog."
"You can do that? I thought once the balls were cut off they died," said Rick.
"Well, yes eventually. They're in a nutient solution currently, but as long as I transplant them to another dog within 24 hours, they will remain alive and healthy."
"Oh."
"Chad, you understand that if you ever want to walk on two legs again, and be human, I have to reimplant your testes. Only the hormones they produce will trigger your transformation back into a human. So you go home with Todd, be a good dog, and when Bruno and Rick come for you tomorrow, you go quietly with them. They will take you to a kennel where you will be trained. Then I'll give you hormone shots that will let you be human during the week, but a dog on weekends. After you win a blue ribbon at the dog show, I'll reattach your nuts. Collect stud fees, and your body will revert to human unless you spray yourself again."
Chad whined, and moved his paws. The drugs were wearing off.
"Okay, let me know after you collect Chad, Bruno, Rick. I'll wire the money after he's at the kennel. Bye."
Click.
Bruno looked at Rick, "so where does Todd live?"
"Come on, Chad, dont look so glum. Dogs don't usually have a chance to get their testicles back after they've been neutered. But you will. You just have to learn everything that you are trained to do. Now there, you're moving. Let's get you on your feet and back to Todd."