"Captain, what are you doing here?" You ask. "Just thought I'd wish my first mate good night this once, since I haven't gotten to do it very often," the captain answers. "Also I have something else for you. Just close your eyes, and I will give it to you." You do what the captain instructs, and close your eyes.
Just then, you feel something press against your lips, along with something furry around your mouth, which causes you to open your eyes, and you find that Captain Crimson-Beard was kissing you on the lips. You don't resist, and kiss back, as you both stop once it was over. "Why so sudden, captain?" You ask. "You're usually not like this around me." "Well when you be at sea for a long time, you never have time to spend quality time with women," the Captain answers. "I figured it would be time to have a bride."