"Hello everyone, and welcome to a pre-Christmas Episode of Animalia Ambassadoria." said Miles, starting the latest episode. "In this episode, we'll be meeting some new members, reuniting with some familiar faces, and announcing some new things."
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"Starting off with the 'familiar faces', we've got 'Slim' Simon, 'Major Black', and the 'Bald Bull' all talking about their own new program for new members." said Miles, as all three bulls entered the interviewing room. Then the interview began, which was surprising for what the interview was about.
"Those 'Studs in tha' Hood' mean well, and their hearts are in the right place." said Simon, after questioning what their new program was about. "It's just that they seem to think that 'confidence' is tied to a successful rap career."
"I see." said Miles, which was all he could really say.
"So, our 'confidence program' will be focusing less on flashy jewelry and rapping and more on being comfortable in their new forms." said Major Black, which many either poked fun at rappers, or expressed relief."
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"In terms of new members," said Miles, after a 'commercial break', "We've got one that was the subject of a plan that really didn't go as expected. However, most of the finer details are still withheld so I can't talk too much about it, but I'll do my best to explain with what I got."
"Before the onlyfans.com controversy, 'Mandy' (not her real name) was considered one of the 'late bloomers', since she didn't really start growing up until late in her junior year of high school. But when she 'bloomed', it was more like she 'ka-bloomed', becoming taller and curvier than almost all of the seniors at her school AND her own class."
Fortunately, or unfortunately, this also came with an exhibitionist streak wider than the Rio Grande." Said Miles, shaking his head slightly, "So when onlyfans.com began, she became one of its inaugural stars, specializing in amateur stripteases and dancing while nearly naked. However, during the onlyfans.com controversy, she ended up getting the boot, metaphorically speaking. Fortunately, her videos had drawn the attention of Miss Fabina. Unfortunately, her parents were now bothering her about getting a real job. So, Miss Fabina decided to give 'Mandy' the best of both worlds and sponsor her for a conversion without telling her parents what the sponsorship was for."
"She's now one of Miss Fabina's best girls, performing both online and at the Meat Market." said Miles, finishing up the story. "While she's a different subspecies of Lop-eared rabbit Animalian from Shyra, and neither as tall, curvy, or muscular as Bunnie St. Clair or Hunni Bunni, she's still a pretty hot rabbit girl. While she still does her cam shows, she's more about 'flirting in the gym' (within Miss Fabina's guidelines, of course), and she's also working on her sports medicine degree, because she's now wanting to be one of Animalia's "hottest personal trainers".
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"In other news, due to the tornadoes that ravaged six states recently, there's going to be a new bachelor/bachelorette auction during the ACE to help raise relief money for said six states." said Miles, getting it together. "While most who are taking part are still single, there is a new thing going on for Pleistocene mammals. But before anyone starts making 'hasty choices' about what Pleistocene mammals they want to become, there's a special list on the website to help explain what some species were more related to than others.
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"... and that's all we have for this episode." said Miles, finishing the latest episode. "Stay tuned for our special coverage of the ACE Feast, the Great Snow War, and the Christmas Pageant