"Try the box, naturally." The Doorknob said.
You look around your general area and couldn't find anything resembling a box, so you ask The Doorknob:
"What box? I don't see any- WOAH!"
You gasped out and fall on your bottom as a pink box appears in front of your feet.
"My goodness, stuff just appears so quickly around here." You said, again noting that you continue to talk differently.
"{laughs} Well miss Alice, that's was the first time I've ever seen anyone get so jumpy over a harmless little box before. Thank you for that my dear, I needed it. {laughs}" You hear The Doorknob laughing at your fumble and you blush with embarrassment.
"Yes well, I would appreciate it if you didn't tell anyone else about this. And I'm still Marcia, okay."
You scoot yourself forwards a bit and open the box, revealing a bunch of frosted sugar cookies inside with words written on them like EAT ME and TRY ONE. You pick up a blue with white EAT ME cookie and examine it.
"Alright, all I have to do is take a tiny bite from this cookie and I can grow back to my normal size and get the key. No wait, that doesn't sound right. If I eat this, then I'll shrink and crawl under the door right. That's strange, I can't seem remember what the cookie does to me. I know it was in the story at some point but ... wait did it come from the story or from a ... no I'm sure there was a story about this, I just ... oh why can't I remember it." You said as you hold your head in utter confusion. Whatever you were trying to remember was simply not there, almost like it had completely vanished from your thoughts.
"Perhaps my dear if you eat the cookie, you'll remember. Besides, those cookies do look delicious." The Doorknob said.
You look at the cookie in your hand and agree that it was very tasty looking. You were also starting to get hungry.
"Alright, I do it." You said and put the cookie in your mouth, chewed it and enjoyed the taste, then swallowed it without second guessing yourself.
You suddenly feel your body shifting again, so you pick yourself off the floor and watch the room around you shrink. You look down at your elongating body and see your feet moving farther away from you, which bothers you for some reason.
"GOODBYE FEET! Oh my poor feet. How will I put my shoe and stockings on you now? Wait, why am talking about this random nonsense? I swear, since coming down here I've haven't been acting like myself. Could this place be changing me- {bump} OW!" You suddenly hit your head really hard on the ceiling and fall on your rear again, all while your body continues to grow.
You rub your head as the buzzing within it amplifies, causing your senses to dull and your thoughts become cloudy. You regain consciousness when you feel your head lightly tap the ceiling and your backside, feet and elbows are touching the walls around you. It's at this point that you notice that you've stop growing and that you now taken up half the room, with your legs stretched out and your arms forced inwards. Once again your clothes continue to change sizes with you.
"Oh my, I wanted to be large again but not quite like this. That's odd, I don't recall sounding this british before. What a curious day this is turning out to be." You said to yourself.
"Excuse me, are you alright up there." You hear The Doorknob ask.
"Apart form a rather nasty headache and being much bigger than I wanted to be, I am doing well. Thank you." You politely respond.
"You're welcome my dear, I myself am enjoying quite the view from under your skirt. You have very lovely bloomers indeed." The Doorknob giggles as you immediately try to cover yourself, embarrassed to the point of tearing up.
"PLEASE STOP LAUGHING AT ME! I DON'T THINK ANY OF THIS IS FUNNY. I'M STUCK DOWN HERE WITH A PERVERT AND I'M {sob} [stops covering herself and leans against wall] I'M {sobs} NEVER GETTING OUT OF HEEERRREEE!" You yell at The Doorknob and break down crying, much to her horror as your massive teardrops began falling around her and flooding the room.
"Wait, stop. Please calm down my dear. I was only kidding. Crying won't help." The doorknob tries to plead with you.
"I'M SORRY! I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME! I JUST {sobs} ... JUST {sobs louder} ... I JUST CAN'T STOOPP IIITTT!" You cry out in despair.
The Doorknob begins to panic as your tears rain down on the floor and the water continutes to rise and nearly drowns her. She tries yelling you to stop crying this minute, but that only upsets you even more and makes you cry harder.
"I DID NOT AGREE TO THIS WHEN I TOOK THIS STUPID POSIT- Wait a minute, is that the ... it is." The Doorknob sees the DRINK ME bottle you drank earlier floating nearby and notices some liquid still inside.
"It's my only chance. HEY, YOU UP THERE! LOOK! THE BOTTLE! THE BOT-" The Doorknob say as water covers her face.
Fortunately you heard her and you locate and grab the bottle with your thumb and index finger. You then wipe the tears from your eyes, notice the bottle's content and drink what remains inside. You feel your whole body (dress and all) expanding owtwards, only to immediately contract and shrink you down to the size of a pea. You float in the air for a second, then gravity takes over and pulls you towards the water.
KAPOOF
Suddenly the skirt and petticoats of your dress open up like a parachute and slow your decent. You approach the drifting bottle and try to aim for its side, but it jerks suddenly and you end up going feet first into the opening and landing completely inside. You look around the room and remark on the mess that you've made.
"Oh dear me, I can't believe such a great big girl like myself could make such a fuss. Oh I do wish I hadn't cryed so much."
The bottle approaches The Doorknob, swallowing water as she tries to breathe, and you notice that door was now triple your current size, making you gasp in shock.
"My Goodness! I'm even smaller than I was before. I'm lucky I haven't gone out like a candle. But a least if The Doorknob continues to take in water, I might be able to leave after all."
And indeed you were correct. The Doorknob swallowed even more water along with the bottle and you inside, finally allowing you to continue your search for the illusive White Rabbit.