“Time’s up!” Kyle smirked over the phone, knowing exactly what he wanted from her.
Meanwhile Jen just rolled her eyes. There was no way that the stupid curse was real. It was all just a myth, an urban legend passed around to scare people.
“Whatever, freak,” she scoffed. “Just get on with it so my boyfriend can beat you into a pulp later.”
“I don’t think he will,” Kyle chuckled. “I know how much you admire your good looks and hygiene, so we’re gonna take that away from you. For your transformation, you are slowly going to turn into a caveperson, but not just any caveperson, a slobby one. Your hair will be wild and matted, your arms and legs will be hairy, you will fart and burp constantly, you will developed ten chins from all of the fat you’re going to develop, which will be nearly 20K pounds or more by the end of today, you’ll have an unbelievably slow metabolism but an extreme sense of hunger, you will never shower, bathe, brush your teeth, or anything of the sort, you will not know how to use modern technology, you won’t know how to talk properly, your libido will be unbelievably high at all times, you will walk like a caveperson, you will also grow a dick and balls, your lower jaw will protrude noticeably outward, you will wear animal pelts instead of clothing, your boobs will grow so large that they’ll sag, your IQ will drop to a peabrain....um...if I think of anymore changes, I’ll write it down in this notebook I have with me and the changes I write will activate instantaneously. Everyone will think that it’s normal, except for me, and you when it first starts. Anyone you fuck will also turn into a slobby caveperson and whoever they fuck will transform into one and so on. Except for me. If you fuck me, I will become even smarter and more powerful. For your dare, I dare you to take off all of your clothes and then go eat every onion, piece of garlic, and meat in your kitchen, even if it’s raw, which won’t affect you outside of making you fatter. Have fun, Jengar!”
And he hung up.
The second he did, Jen felt her stomach gurgling and growling.