Afterwards, Tanya told Mike, "We're going to have a baby!"
"Oh, come on," said Mike. "How could you know that this soon?"
"Because I have magic powers. I arranged everything. I thought it could be fun."
"Don't be silly. There's no such thing as magic p--" At that, Tanya used her magic and made Mike believe. Mike continued, "I mean of course there is. But it's hard to take care of a baby, hard even to have one. Is it fun to wait around for nine months while you're growing bigger and bigger?"
"No, of course not." Tanya used her powers. Her stomach began to expand as she lay down on the table. Another minute later, Tanya was fully pregnant and lying down, her legs open.
"Are you okay?" asked Mike.
"I'm okay but I have to go into labor, at least if I want to experience the whole thing. I'm going to make it not hurt as much as it would but I don't want to just wish the baby out."
Tanya separated her legs and the head of a baby stuck out of her vagina between them. She pushed, and pushed, and pushed some more. It seemed like it would last forever, but finally the baby was out. A knife, floating in the air, cut the cord and the baby cried.