All the employee’s were hard at work in the office, writing reports, making ideas, managing, directing, everything.
Suddenly, from his office, Richard walked out. Employee’s weren’t usually scared by Richard, he was typically quite laid back, only ever hiring people who would reach deadlines… or were women.
Richard’s company was full, mostly, with women. He picked them based on their gender, and if he got to see them in person, he would sometimes pick looks over experience. He knew he had employee’s who got the work done, so he simply raised their pay to keep them on board, and hired less qualified women for much lower quality jobs.
However, there was the exception of a few outliers, also know as Dean, Steve, and Rob. These were the only three men who worked at the company (excluding Richard) and were very good at their jobs. Richard had no problem with the three guys, in fact he gave then their own office to work together, which worked wonders as the numbers only went up from then-on. They weren’t distracted by anything other than themselves. And they got along great.
This also meant that the main office was exclusively female, for Richard to admire.
Richard cleared his throat, “Ladies,” he started, projecting his voice, gathering the attention of every woman in the main office, “I have some great news,” the crowd looked excited, “first of all, I have decided to divorce my wife,” he stated, admitting it for the first time.
Leah, who was still adjusting her clothes, heard this through the door. Her heart practically exploded when she heard this. Was this finally her opportunity to get Richard to fall in love with her!? How had he not mentioned this!?
“We’re so sorry Mr. Walls,” Vanessa said from the middle of the office,
“Please, don’t be,” he stated, “it was a mutual agreement between the both of us, we’re ultimately happier this way,” he lied. He cleared his throat again, “however, the great news:” he said, pausing for the women to get excited, “due to an incredible surge in profits, each and every one of you will be receiving a very large bonus at the end of the year,” he stated. The whole office lit up like a Christmas tree. Women began hugging each other, jumping up and down with joy. Richard was getting a plethora of ideas.
He said under his breath, “‘I wish the women would kiss’.”
Like nothing ever changed, some of the women began kissing their coworkers,
“‘I wish some of them would play with each other’,”
Some began grabbing their coworker’s breasts and fondling them with joy, making the other woman moan with delight,
“Ladies, please,” Richard said, causing the women to slowly shift their focus to him,
“‘I wish that whatever rules I implement, they’ll understand and follow’,” he said silently,
“Now we are enforcing a few new rules to the company that must be followed immediately, if you are all able to do so,” he said, all the women were listening,
“First of all, I am implementing a strict breast policy,” he started, “every woman in this office should have their breasts on display. This can be achieved via cleavage or very form fitting clothing over a woman’s breasts. If you haven’t already done that, please either unbutton your top, cut your top, or only wear your bra around the office.” He finished. All the women looked around, then at themselves, “oh, don’t worry about doing it until I’m finished here,” he stated, all the women looked back up.
“My last rule is that you are now allowed to wear casual-wear around the office, as long as it meets the criteria in the Breast Policy, however it is recommended to wear form fitting clothing to compliment other parts of the body. For example, your rears, your waist, your hips, etc.”
All the women nodded happily, knowing that they finally didn’t have to dress formally every day,
“Thank you all so much for listening, I hope your end-of-year gift is worth-while. Keep working hard!” He said, motivationally. The office cheered for Richard, standing up and clapping as he went back to his own office. He took one look back and saw two women touching each other and making out on top of a desk in celebration.
“I love this rock,” he said to himself.