Suddenly you feel your male body changing. Behind your nipples grow real breasts. Your arms and legs become a little slimmer, your face softer. Your insides rearrange themselves as they become a uterus, vagina, and all the rest, and your dick shrinks like an orgasm in reverse while your balls move up inside you.
Somehow in all of this nothing happens to damage your clothes. When the transformation's over you realize you're wearing a blouse, skirt, and high heels.
You notice the panel and reach into your pocket. Then you realize you have a pocketbook but no pocket. In it is a purse, with all your coins. But you only have two more quarters. Two more wishes and you need to leave--and there's no guarantee the store will be here when you get back.
You put another quarter in the machine. A digital '1' appears and a panel lights up with the message "Speak Your Wish." Now you know it definitely works, but you only have two wishes left. What do you say?