Th settled on something he hadn’t considered about himself in a long, long time. Back before he lived with his foster family, he was close friends with another girl who was part of the same program. Her name was Tammy. She was older than he was, and was actually kinda pretty in his eyes. Of course, this was betrayed by the fact that she was fat, like really fat, probably around 400 pounds with a pronounced apple shaped body. Ty didn’t mind though, because he thought her face was pretty, with her soft grey eyes and her round cheeks.
He remembered that Tammy was a bit of a slob. She didn’t like to shower too often, ripped loud and bubbly farts, had one or two chin pimples, and always seemed to have a sweaty sheen to her pale skin. She was a huge nerd, too, and she wore braces that gave her a subtle lisp. She liked to wear pop culture t-shirts, baggy sweatpants, and thick socks. She also liked watching anime, playing tabletop games, and reading romantic fan fiction. What Ty remembered most of all though was that she was one of the nicest, most decent people he’d ever known.
Of course, as he grew up, he started to develop feelings for women who were built similarly to her. 300-400 pounds overweight, stinky, and unapologetically nerdy. He also realized that he liked guys like that too, albeit most of the ones whose faces weren’t buried under hundreds of pimples. Ty was unapologetically sexually attracted to slovenly nerds.
So he knew exactly what he was going to do. He wanted everyone in the world to become fat nerds. With his powers, he crafted a virus that would corrupt the mind and body of anyone who caught it. It would make them as severely overweight as Tammy was, and turn them into huge nerds just like her too. It would also make them averse to taking baths or showers, and destroy their bowels making them fart profusely. Finally, he made the virus transmittable via fart gas. If you smelled an infected nerd’s butt stank, you would join the ranks soon enough.