Malcolm opened the book again, this time going to human mating rituals. After a bit of reading around, he had an idea of what he wanted. Finding a page that looked like it would work for his purposes, he set to work. Picking up his pencil, he wrote: "Human females start dating in ernest around age sixteen. Very sexualy active, most human females have lost their virginity by age twenty-one. Most human females can't wait to lose their virginity and are very sexually active between the ages of sixteen and thirty. After turning thirty, they tend to slow down and settle down. Human females younger than thirty are very open to one-night stands, though if they find the right man, they will consider marriage before thirty. However, as a self-preservation and self-defense mechanism, human females have a sixth sense in which they can identify male threats on sight and if pressed by any such threat their strength and speed while triple until they are safe." Malcolm set down the pencil and watched the text rearrange itself.
He was about to put the book away, when he thought of one more thing that would be the cherry on top of his 'perfect woman' sundae. He opened the page about natural female hair colors which said "...are blonde, black, red and various shades of brown...". He then rewrote the sentence to include "...hot pink, hot purple, bright and medium green, neon blue, cobalt blue, bright orange and rainbow." Then, he set down the pencil and put away the book, happy with his changes and ready to test them out.
He checked the website picture and saw that where before, the three students had included a blonde and two brunettes, now the picture had a blonde, a brunette and a bright, hot purple. Malcolm closed his laptop, hid the book and went outside to check on the changes. The five women were still there. Before they'd been two blondes, two brunettes and a black-haired girl. Now, there was blonde, a brunette, a purple-hair, a bright blue and the black-haired girl. Malcolm smiled and decided to find someone to mate with.