"Foolish mortal!" came a loud voice from the wilderness. At first, you thought it was thunder. It seemed to be coming from every direction!
"Wh-wh-who's there?" you asked, shivering from the cold rain, looking all around but not seeing anyone.
"I am to you, what an elephant is to a virus. More vast and more complex than you could ever imagine!"
"Um, I guess, did something actually hear me out there? Are supernatural forces coming to my rescue?"
"Hahahahaha!" the hearty laughs of the being echo amongst the trees. "Rescued from your ignorance perhaps! Using the heavens as a pizza delivery service... did you think that would go unnoticed?"
"Oh, uh... It was just a joke! I'd take anything, a tomato, slice of bread, someone else's lost raincoat for showing up for this weather--"
"It was not a joke! You thought you would just ask for whatever you wanted and get it in 15 minutes or less, out in the middle of nature--our domain, not yours! If it were a joke it would have been a blasphemous one. But nope, that's the real you! A first world idiot that can't take a walk in a park without stuffing your face and waiting for instant gratification. Some of your kind actually used to work for the meals they got! Some of you used to sacrifice whatever you did manage to scrape up, just to show your gratitude! Now those few of you who still believe in the forces of old think that we are your servants, like the third-world immigrants who slave for you in restaurant kitchens. Some of us were there when the natural world first produced your early ancestors! What a pathetic mockery of the animal kingdom your species is evolving into."
"So ... just to be clear ... I'm not getting anything to eat after all?"
"Oh, you're going to be eating all right, foolish mortal. You'll eat as much as you can find for yourself by your own efforts!"