"Hello everyone, and welcome to a new episode of Animalia Ambassadoria." said Miles, starting the latest episode, "Today we'll be looking at some of the latest trends to hit Animalia as well as some news from some of the colonies."
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"What's probably the biggest trend to hit both Animalia and its colonies is the large numbers of overweight people coming to Animalia to deal with their problems in the most direct way." said Miles, shaking his head at the comments he was receiving about it. "Part of what caused this surge is due to one of Animalia's newest converts, who has now become unofficially known as the 'Guennol Lioness of Animalia'. A link to the Wikipedia article discussing the statuette of the same name will be included in the description." At this a new lioness Animalian entered for her interview, much to the shock of everyone watching, not only because she was over seven and a half feet tall (Most Animalian females were known to be taller than seven feet tall, but this lioness was on the high end of such height), but also just barely reaching the Super Heavyweight weight class of female Animalians and had breasts the size of good-sized beach balls, not helped by the fact that she was wearing a pair of posing pasties and a high cut bikini bottom for modesty. Fortunately, there was already a disclaimer at the start of the episode, and the part of the episode featuring the interview with 'Lizzie' (not her real name) was only available to premium members.
Normally this would result in supreme levels of confidence for any female Animalian, but this lioness seemed to have the exact opposite of 'supreme confidence'. On the contrary, during the interview, she frequently stuttered her way through the questions, even though none of them pried too deeply.
"So, you came to Animalia to deal with obesity issues?" said Miles, ignoring both the comments on 'Lizzie's' physique, and the comments on how he can 'remain so composed' in her presence.
"Y-yes..." answered 'Lizzie', stuttering with nerves and embarrassment, her fur hiding her blush, "I-I-I was unf-f-ortunate enough to-to-to get a bad case of o-obesity from all fo-fo-four of my grandp-p-parents, health pro-problems included."
"Are your parents suffering from the same condition?" asked Miles, now ignoring the 'Yo' mama's so fat...' jokes on the video.
"They lu-lucked out. They're pre-pre-pretty normal." answered 'Lizzie', much to everyone's surprise.
After some more questions, the interview ended with a few final questions.
"Is there anything you're still having problems with regarding your new form, besides your confidence issues?" asked Miles.
"W-w-well, I now know how Superman feels when he's on earth," said 'Lizzie', still blushing, both with the embarrassment and the memory.
"Ah, right, living in a world made of cardboard and tissue paper." clarified Miles.
"N-n-not to mention that I now have b-b-b-biceps bi-bigger than my ex's head." finished Lizzie, flexing in demonstration, much to the surprise and/or digital 'swooning' of many a commentor.
"Also, is that stuttering just because of nerves?" asked Miles.
"N-n-no." answered 'Lizzie', relaxing her flex. "Sp-speech impeh-peh-pediment."
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"Now we meet with someone who has been working with both Animalia and the government of India on the Animalia Colony there." said Miles, opening up the Skype Chat with the representative. "First of all, do you mind if I call you Rajah, since I can't pronounce your name very well?" At that there was a clip from The Simpsons where Selma hilariously mispronounces Apu's last name.
"Not at all." said 'Rajah'. After that, they were able to discuss the Indian Colony a little more. First off, the new colony was being called the City of Kings, loosely translated from Sanskrit, partly because of the location, which was Rajasthan. There were also some other questions that were tied to the colony, though not to Animalians.
"Now I know that you've been working on traditional stonework for the colony, but how are you going to get them ready for the colony overview this summer?" asked Miles.
"While did take quite a bit of time to get them set up in the old days," answered 'Rajah', "We've actually taken a leaf out of the American's book." Stewie: Say Whaaat?!?! "We've actually been taking modern concrete and pouring it into molds." The Big Lebowski: That's marvelous.
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"And that's all the time we have for today." said Miles, wrapping up the episode after some more colony news, most of which was indirectly caused by the newest "surge" of new members, "See you all next time, and be sure to tune in for Animalia Ambassadoria's special coverage of the Animalia Year of the Tiger Celebration. We'll see you there."