Kyle and Trevor were visiting the doctor. They had their baby boy with them and had to explain things to the doctor.
"We need the usual medical tests, vaccinations, and all that, and we need a birth certificate, too," explained Trevor. "We had the baby at home without a doctor, so we didn't get any of that."
"You had the baby together?" asked the doctor. "You mean you used a surrogate mother?"
"No," said Kyle. "Not at all."
"You adopted?"
"Of course not."
"Oh, come on," said the doctor. "How else could you have a baby? You aren't going to give birth yourself."
"Well, in fact," said Kyle, "I did!" Trevor looked at him and he whispered back "Oops."
"That's ridiculous," said the Doctor. "First of all, you're both men! Second, I examined you three months ago and you certainly weren't pregnant."
"How else could we get a baby?" asked Trevor. "An elaborate practical joke?"
"Either that," said the doctor, "or you kidnapped some poor baby."
"We did not kidnap any baby!" exclaimed Kyle. "It's our son! We've wanted one but we never thought it was possible until we got the Chronivac!"