Suddenly you fart and a big thing of poop comes out into your diaper.
Your friend sniffs. "What's that... oh no, you didn't," she says. She laughs uncontrollably. "You made a poopie! You made a poopie!" she teases. "And now you're peeing your diapee! How cute!"
You realize she's right. Warm urine is filling your diaper. And it's not stopping. For at least five minutes, you continue to pee and poop. But for some reason, the diaper doesn't leak.
"Oh my god," she says. "That's hilarious. I didn't know you were such a big baby."
"I'm not a baby!" you whine.
"You sound like a baby," she says. "And those prints on the diaper are really babyish."
"There aren't any prin..." you look down. There are babyish animal prints on the diaper, which still has a full load inside. "But those weren't there before!"
"Hush, little one," she says, complete ignoring what you've said. "Don't talk. Actually, babies aren't suppose to talk, right?"
You try to say something, but no words come out. Everything that you try to say comes out as a cry.
"Aw don't cry, baby," she continues. "I know what will cheer you up."
A pacifier appears in your mouth. You can't stop sucking on it. You aren't sure what to do now.