Now Santa with a twinkle in his eye gave Declan a smile and vanished in a glittering puff of smoke but not without saying one thing. "Where would my mirror image be without a few elves. It's time to find your little men to help you."
What did Santa mean by that?
Declan did get dressed. That onesie he had appeared in was nice but it wasn't what he thought of when he thought of going out for the night. He tried on some jeans but they were so tight. Even though they were his new size. He tried on some spandex tights. That looked even worse. The one thing he saw that seemed to be his size was a red leather pair of pants and jacket. It did make him look a lot like Santa but a bit different as well.
He was walking down the street watching the looks he was getting from random people on the street. Some couldn't believe there was an outfit that might fit and show every curve his new body had. It wasn't until he got further down the street that he started to get some cat calls. It was at that point that he saw a bear bar that he had never been in before. This wasn't his interest. This wasn't what he wanted. As a matter of fact he had never been in this part of town before but as these thought ran through his mind his feet had another plan and they headed straight for the front door where a big black man acting as bouncer asked if he could take Declan's coat. And without thinking about it he handed it to him. And even though there was quite an expanse of flesh, manboobs his double chins were at least hidden by the start of a full beard. Not something he had ever been able to carry off with any credibility. His beards always looked like Shaggy from Scooby Do but here he was donning a full beard. And then he noticed he had a red and black harness holding his man boobs up like a leather support bra.
Declan was instantly surrounded by a bevy of muscle men. Now they did tower over him but if you judged them by their weight they were definitely little in comparison to him.
This didn't make him jolly. He felt embarrassed by all this attention. Tweaking his nipples, rubbing his belly. Declan was rushed swiftly off to a back room.
"Do you know the hankey code?" One of the muscle men asked Declan.
"I have heard of it but am not familiar with it. What do you mean?"
"Oh never mind. Interesting that you chose red."
Declan was now in a back room with muscle men lining the walls. The door was closed. And he was now trapped.