"Sure, I'll help," said Krystal. "I'll figure out what to do about these goddamn side effects later. Who knows? I might even decide to fucking keep them."
"I would if I were you with a fat booty like that," Bree agreed. She eyed the massive bulge in Krystal's underwear. "And I like the way ya wear Jameel's wang. It lookin' so damn fine!"
Krystal grinned lasciviously. "Maybe when I show it to Lucy, I'll let you join us."
Bree smiled back with equal lust. "I think I gonna like that, Krys. Now, let's go find me a dick."
In Penis Aisle, Bree picked up the grower again, admiring its deceptively small flaccid state. "Still kinda like this one. A 007 dick!"
Krystal laughed. "Real damn cute, Bree."
Bree picked up another dick. "Yo, look at this one sista! 'Japanese, 2.8 inches flaccid, 4.2 inches erect, uncircumcised.' If you gonna be black, maybe I can be Japanese."
"Could be cool," Krystal mused. She saw the box containing the dolphin cock and reopened it. "I still thin this one's pretty fucking awesome. It's like a prehensile tentacle, for that special Cthulhu touch."
"Sweet," Bree answered. She then opened another box and found an uncut black dick, an inch or so shorter than Jameela's (now Krystal's) but at least as girthy. Even flaccid, it was thick as Bree's wrist. Bree pulled on the foreskin, noting the phimosis that prevented the hood from sliding all the way back from the dickhead. "This one could look real hot on me, right? Nice an' fat, supa-tight turtleneck on it..."
Then Bree noticed a strange word on a box. "'Ovipositor, 1 inch flaccid, 11.8 inches erect, retractable?' What the motherfucking hell be a ovipositor?!"
"Read about those in a porn story once," Krystal responded. "Some kinds of bugs use them to lay eggs in other creatures. It's reeeaaal fucking freaky! I'd put that goddamn shit down and stay the fuck away from it if I were you. You'll fucking scar yourself for life if you try to fuck somebody with that!"
Bree glanced from the ovipositor box to the girthy cock to the shelves, wondering which of her numerous options she should go with. Maybe check out a few others?