You wander back into the store. "How do you like the fit?" the shopkeeper asks.
"Great," you say, "except this new cock keeps banging around my knees."
"Perhaps you need longer legs then," the shopkeeper says, grinning. "Try over there, on the rack."
You go over and see what looked at first like pants, but are in fact legs without feet. And as with most legs, they come in pairs, and as with pants, they come with various inseam lengths. You go to the longest ones, 38", 40", 42", 44", 46", 48" and then beyond that there's the longest pair of legs you've ever seen. Holding them up, the top of them comes up to your nose, with the bottom is still pooled the floor.
"Those are unhemmed," the shopkeeper explains. "We can cut them down to whatever length you like."
"Cut them?" You decide to try them on, slipping your feet through the pooled silky material, then pulling them up. And up.
You stop. Your enormous new dick doesn't seem so out of proportion anymore. In fact, it feels a bit short if anything as you look down at your feet, three yards away from your waist.
You sway, like you're on stilts.
"Would you like some unhemmed arms to match?" the shopkeeper asks.