Doug was just wondering what was happening to him, when his thoughts were rudely interrupted.
"Honey, your clothes are disappearing!" Rose yelled, alerting her husband to this.
Indeed. Doug saw that his clothes, even the shirt he'd taken off, were disappearing, fading away, as if they didn't exist.
Within 3 minutes, his clothes had faded out of existence, leaving him totally naked, exposing his penis to his wife and son.
He ran to his room to get another set of clothes. He was shocked when he couldn't find any clothes in his room. He had no clothes!
He ran back to the living room & yelled "All my clothes are gone!"
Rose suddenly felt her jaw drop. "To be honest, honey, I can't remember you ever wearing any clothes." she said. "Neither can I." TJ said. This alarmed Doug because it suddenly occurred to him, "You know, I can't remember ever wearing any clothes either."
"Not only are you changing but so is reality & our memories." Rose stated.
Suddenly!
His penis slurped right into his body, vanishing out of existence. In the place it used to be, out came a small slit.
"What in all of Earth is happening to me?!" Doug said, horrified.
What next?!