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Animalia Magazine: Funny February Edition

added by makutamon A year ago O

The February issue of Animalia Magazine was called the Funny February Edition because of the many funny things that were inside of it.

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The "Cover Couple" were several rabbit Animalians done up in sexy costumes, though the physical copy were considerably less risqué. However, one of them clearly was less willing than the others, considering that it was Morgan. While this photoshoot wasn't one of her official "punishments", it was clear she wasn't enjoying being a rabbit.

The article they were advertising, to everyone's surprise, was an "origin" article that talked about how Valentine's Day and several of its traditions got started, as well as some traditions that were "discontinued". While the origins of some of them were surprising, there were plenty that were funny enough

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Another article talked about unusual courtship rituals, whether what humans of different cultures did in the past or what animals continue to do to this day. Part of what made it so funny was when it helped explain some unusual behaviors from Animalians. There were also some morons who would use this kind of thing to tease Animalians, but most of the teasing were relatively tame.

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One inevitable thing of intimacy was, of course, offspring, so there was an article that talked about ancient fertility rituals, both for ensuring conception and for afterwards. It also talked about unusual things that were done once children were born, some of which were more surprising than amusing. Fortunately, this seemed to do a better job at preventing teen pregnancies than other attempts.

A sub-article talked about how unusual some baby animals could be and helped disprove the myth that all baby animals were adorable, mini versions of their parents. In fact, there were some that genuinely stretched the boundaries of cuteness while others were more like aliens or even monsters.

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The digital copy of the Issue included some immortal, or near immortal, clips of people trying to impress the opposite sex and failing, miserably. While most of these were "family-friendly", there were a few that were pushing the boundaries of PG-13 and even fewer going into the R-Rated territory. These last few were ones that featured Animalians and were only available through premium accounts, but it was still amusing to see those who fail die inside, so to speak.

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While there were some things that made some people mad, upset, etc., there was plenty to keep people entertained while they waited for the Year of the Tiger festivities to wrap up.


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