"That's just freaky," said Bryan.
"Kind of cool, actually," said Rob in his deeper voice.
"Yeah," Colin agreed. "But you guys have to try it now."
"Okay," Rob said, "let me at it."
Rob entered in his name, then went through the screens, hunting and pecking as he set up for a 30 minute random transformation, making certain to click human and male, then pressed the button.
The Chonivac came out with a different format to it's printout, randomly it seemed:
PHYSICAL FORM: SWEDISH STRONGMAN
AGE: 30
HEIGHT; 6'8"
WEIGHT: 429lbs
MENTAL FORM: JAPANESE GAMESHOW HOST
AGE: 23
QUIRK: HYPERACTIVE
Rob began to grow and grow, his hair becoming blonder, his muscles becoming enormous, his clothes changing, until thirty seconds later this giant man in a wrestling singlet shouted, "Domo Arigato! Here we have next contestant, Bryan! Let us see what entertaining form Chronivac him make!"