"I dare you to have a permanent penis envy. Every time you think of your own vulva, you will think of how unfair it is that you weren't born a male. You will hate your female body, you will hate being a female. Every time you pee, you will wish you were a man peeing into a urinal. Every time you have your period, you will wish you were a man without a period. Every time you think about penises, you will feel a deep envy, especially regarding your immediate family. Your brothers were very lucky to be born male, and you were deeply unlucky to be born female. Every time you see an expression of masculinity such as strength, body hair, muscles, you will think about how unfair it is that those things are denied to you in your female body. You will have a strong urge to tell boys that they're lucky to be boys, that they're lucky to have penises and testicles, even though that kind of talk is impolite and gross, and people will find it annoying that you say things like that. You will be compelled to tell every male that being male is a wonderful thing, that having a penis is a wonderful thing, and that they should be grateful. You will be very horny when you think about masculinity or penises, and the only way for you to come is to think of how unfair it is that you're stuck in a female body."