"Hi," said Ben, smiling. "Are you... you're Ron, right? Is it true?"
"Oh... yeah, yeah, ! am! And you're Ben, right? Is what true?"
"Do you have a pussy?" asked Ben.
Ron winked. "It really is true. I can show you if you want."
Ben grinned. "Maybe you can, later. So, uh, tell me more about yourself."
"I thought everyone knew," said Ron. "I was always like this. I don't suppose you've ever heard of a Chronivac, have you?"
"No," said Ben, putting his hand on Ron's. Ron thought Ben was shaking a little, like he was tense.
Then Ron held Ben's hand. "Never mind, Ben, it doesn't matter. I wanted to get to know you. I've been attracted to you ever since I saw you." He felt Ben loosen up when he said he was attracted to him. "Come on, kiss me!" said Ron.
"I... of course!" Ben and Ron kissed.
"You know," said Ron, "I bet your parents would be shocked to see us like this."
"No, they won't. They're totally cool about it! My parents are two guys."
"Really?"
"Really... you could even meet them if you want."
Meanwhile, Stacy, an old friend of Ron's, watched. "Wow," she said to her friend Denise, "'Ben Gay' isn't just a bad name joke. It still seems strange that Ron's a guy, but he likes guys just as we do."
"Is that straight or gay?" wondered Denise.
Ben and Ron got some drinks and began talking more, laughing.
Eventually, Ben said, "I think... *hic* I'll take you up on that promise. Lemme see your pussy..."