Amanda frowned (well, sort of, being an elephant), then suddenly wrapped her trunk around Joey, picked him up, turned him upside down and then pounded him head-first on the ground over and over, just like in Flintstones cartoons. Same sound-effects, too.
"You did it to say I'm fat, didn't you!" Amanda wailed (well, sort of, being an elephant).
Joey, despite his ongoing and increasing headache, found himself speechless, and decided he had to change this crazy bitch into something else, and fast, or it would be a Tylenol night.
So he wished her into a turkey. Unfortunately, he was at his pounding apex when she transformed, and so while she was busy becoming a nice Thanksgiving dinner candidate, he plummeted down to a painful crash landing, remembering what his old pa used to say about some women being nothing but trouble.
He rubbed his sore head. She made angry gobbling sounds. Samantha just stared open-mouthed.