"Hello everyone and welcome to a new episode of Animalia Ambassadoria." said Miles, kicking off the latest episode while slightly covered in purple, green, and gold confetti. "We're a little later than usual because we were celebrating Mardi Gras, but that means we can show you our recordings of some of the biggest and funniest things we've seen in Animalia's Mardi Gras celebrations."
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"Depending on the language you use," said Ashley Jenkins, queueing up the recordings, "the word carnival can mean either to remove meat or a farewell to the flesh."
"And in the celebration of Mardi Gras, Animalia and its colonies offer half-price conversions." said Jen-Jen, "Of course, having stronger bodies doesn't mean having stronger tongues." At that, there were several clips of people and Animalians getting "burned" by Cajun cooking and reacting in funny ways.
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"Probably what the wildest celebration of Mardi Gras is in Lyre and Animalia is the Carnival at the Meat Market." said Johan Eecks, "Unfortunately it won't be recorded and played here because of the subject matter, so you'll need a premium account on the Animalian website in order to view it." At that there was plenty of expressions of disappointment.
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"Sometimes it's not about what you celebrate but how/where you celebrate." said Ashley Jenkins, getting the coverage ready, "And the Quasi-Raccoon Cuties have been doing their coverage of Mardi Gras on Heiya Island." With that, the clip began. What was clear from the beginning was that it was treated as an unofficial extension of Lunar New Year, except there was more purple, green, and gold in the decorations."
"Also, Mardi Gras is considered the beginning of Lent, and thereby resisting temptation." said Jen-Jen, smiling and shaking her head slightly, "But Muxing of the Five Elements might find resisting temptation harder than usual because a Chinese naturalist found a Chinese Tree Viper with two heads." Stewie: Say WHAAAAT?!?! "You heard me right, two heads. He's going to be uplifted at Heiya Island mainly because how polycephaly is one of the interests of Horizon Labs." The Big Lebowski: That's marvelous.
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"And that's all we'll be showing today." said Miles, after some more news and funny clips, "We'll be seeing you all next time in the Wilds of Animalia. Until then, see ya."