It was just a joke gift, right? He didn’t take the warning seriously and decided to stick it on his tongue, thinking that it’d make for a funny selfie at least. It was a lot less funny when he felt a sucking sensation and his tongue started to turn to plastic in a variety of colourful stripes. His head rapidly turned to plastic, with his eyes darting around furtively until they became fixed in place and his body began to turn too. As his insides turned to air, his tongue grew larger and larger and he could feel his body get smaller and smaller until it was effectively just his head on the floor with a large brightly coloured near sphere sticking out of his mouth.
He spent a second wondering how he would get out of his predicament before it became a moot point as his head, creating some truly bizarre sensations, flipped inside out, leaving nothing but a perfectly smooth beach ball lying on the floor of his bathroom. All he could see was the inside of the ball in an array of colours, he couldn’t move at all and he could feel the floor and the movement of the air outside his body and not much else. He didn’t know what to do.