-NSFW WARNING- (Includes Dicks, Cum, Accidental Masturbation, And A Muscley Wolf Dude, Read At Your Own Risk!)
You open the door to find a a gypsy?
"Hello Young wol-", she says, get interrupted
"I'm 18", you say
The gypsy facepalms, and tells you about your problem.
You ask her if she can fix it.
The gypsy shakes her head.
The gypsy gets her crystal ball, and tell you about alternative universes, where you met someone else at the door...
You ask her what this has to do with being a buff wolf with an XXL in the pp department.
She tells you to shut up and listen.
She talks about how this is all just some made up story, with different endings and beginnings
"So, if I put on the lion mask, my friend Tyler would become a XXXXL PP?", you say
"Yes, you dumb fuck, are you deaf? I just explained it to you", she says
"So, the wolf was a lucky choice, because I'm not a disgrace?", you say
"Well, if you count out your giant penis, then yes", she says
"Oh yeah, almost forgot about it", you say
The gypsy chants something and you feel lightheaded
"Pick a mask story to go to!", she says