Suddenly, the roof flew off the dollhouse. Giant Dave glared down on naked Chad kissing Marco's naked body. Chad had gone up both legs and his face was buried in Marco's crotch.
"NAUGHTY DOLLY!" boomed Dave.
Chad looked up confused and terrified. Dave was huge. He was visible from his chest up, and that part was naked. He had shaving cream on half his face and a little on his chest. His makeup and wig were missing.
"Get off Marco, Chad!" Dave ordered, shoving his index finger between them while holding the dollhouse roof with his other hand.
OOOF WHOOSH!
Chad had rolled off the bed, and into the left shoe, and had transformed into the insole.
"Aw, come on, you only wear us out Saturday nights, so you got to let us have some fun," Marco whined.
"You should know better, Righty. A new insole's brain is mush for the first few days, so it's cruel to take advantage of him," Dave lectured.
"My name's Marco. And isn't it cruel to shrink studly young football stars into insoles for you to wear once a week?"
"Bad, Righty!" Dave said waggling his free finger at Marco. "I'll have you know I got picked up by a college boy last night, and we have a date for later this morning. So get into your shoe."
"Does he know Diva is also Dave?"