As if it came out of nowhere, the cascade of reality weaved its magic tendrils throughout the universe. This time, it struck upon a particularly obese and gassy male housecat that was lounging around in its owner's home. Virtually every little movement it made cause for it to belch, fart or otherwise have its stomach let out a series of loud gurgles and groans. He meowed in pleasure as he fondled his gentials, Little did this creature know that it was going to be the template for the change throughout the rest of the world. As the cat yawned and belched, his gigantic stomach swinging low, the cascade had absorbed all information it needed to change the rest of this weak and meagre species that it called humanity. Taking pains to make sure that its changes would take cat breeds into account (but not genders, meaning that those transformed would be exclusively male which in turn meant that it came up with a...different reproduction method), the cascade started to take form and affect its first victim. But who would this victim be and, more importantly, where would this transformation take place?