Jake just stood there utterly baffled, he knew the kid was a dumbass, but he didn’t think he was the kind to believe these tales of the fae, which unfortunately meant he stayed silent until-
“Times up, looks like you get both!” he was going to scream at the idiot and tell him he earnt a thrashing when school starts but when he tried it was like his mouth was sown shut, the curse was going to make sure he listened. “let’s start with your dare, you know what Jake your problem is that your so full of yourself, so I’m going to make sure that’s true in every sense of the word when ever you’re near someone from now on they are going to turn into a identical clone of you in body and mind before coming over and fucking you in any way they want possible or otherwise after which you’ll get permanently pregnant with an adult clone of yourself no matter where they came, by which I mean you’ll give birth to a clone and immediately get pregnant with another and birthing them, and in case you wondering how that will work every 15 minutes after your first fuck will be time you birth the next batch with every fuck adding to the ones your birthing each time, which you will birth all simultaneously, and every other time your fuck you wind a new way to make more clones of you, like splitting through mitosis or birthing from your cock, these methods will produce as many clones as your ass is and will happen at the same time oh your clones also share this dare and anything that happens to any of them it happens to all of you which means if one of you are fucked its like all of you are, oh and if you try to hide away to escape this if you’ve go over 6 hours without turning someone into your clone if there is no clone yet you will make one and your curse will trat them as if they where other people so it will make up for lost time.
As for your transformation if I’m going to see so many of you around I’m going to make sure I enjoy it you will torn into a buff anthro wolf with gigantic pecs a dick the size of your body and a ass and set of balls as big as beach balls who’s immortal body will be able to handle anything even the impossible after all it would be a waist if you died from this curse, hope you have fun, ill be seeing you round! I’m sure of it…”
And the phone hangs up…