"1"
The number hit Carson like a hover truck. It seemed to whipe away all the confusion and disorientation that had clung to him since the Sample sprayed him. And it left him realizing how unsteady his legs felt underneath him and how even if he wasn't interrupted by the Nanny Bot he wouldn't have been able to reach the door panel.
The Nanny Bot lifted him up by the armpits and carried him over to a table, "First things first you need clothes."
Laying him down gave Carson a good look at his body. It was as pudgy and soft as any baby he'd ever seen. He instinctively squirmed as the android began spreading anti-irritant paste over his crotch. Apparently for all the wonders of modern science making the Nanny Bot's hands above ice cold wasn't yet possible.
"Thankfully" it soon wrapped a diaper around his waist which provided some warmth. Next came the suit, while it looked no different than a scaled down crew jumpsuit, save for the easy release changing flap and the lack of the sorely needed wrist computer, Carson knew it was much more involved than that. The moment the suit was sealed snuggly around him, the display above the table suddenly filled with data.
The android quickly scanned the readouts, "Well looks like I was a little bit off you're actually about a month away from the big number 1. That's fine though it will give Auntie a little more time to organize a little celebration for you."
Her eyes moved to the next section, "Now according to this your daddy is definitely Theodore Carson. No genetic matches for mommy though. And no birth record either. In fact you are a complete genetic match for Theodore Carson. That's odd..."
The android seemed to be struggling to interpret this data. Finally regaining his will to act, Carson realized this was his chance to try to explain the situation to the android. If it identified him as Theodore Carson it should accept his commands.
He pointed up at the DNA readout and said, "Me The Door Carthon"
Carson winced that definitely wasn't how he meant to say that. The android gave him a truly puzzled expression and then seemed to suddenly reach an understanding, "Of course you are Theodore Carson that's the only possible explanation which means..."