As Stella moved her finger in to change the word room, the sliding door behind her suddenly banged open, startling her greatly as Lindsay entered the living room. Lindsay offered a cheery greeting to Stella and Roberta, and swayed her way past, leaving Stella to look down and see what she’d done by accident.
‘Their’ room? Who was they? There were a lot of very dangerous options as a result of that change… but the story takes the option it likes best, and in that case, it chooses to-
“What a day, fuck!” Stella’s spine prickled at the voice. It sounded remarkably like her own in tone.
“Hey Roro, gimme a kiss!” The new arrival was a short, curvy girl, with bright red hair and a rather disheveled air about her. She looked like she had just gotten out of bed, and was in fact still wearing pajama pants.
Stella grit her teeth.
“Hey Yvonne!” Roberta eagerly planted a smooch on the redheads lips, and said redhead immediately turned to stick her tongue out at Stella.
“Sup, Stells? Have fun in the wagie cage today?”
“Oh, go fuck yourself Yvonne.”
Of course. Yvonne. Stella’s sworn rival. It made sense! If Roberta was sharing a room, it would be with a girlfriend, and who in the local area was Roberta’s type? The sassy, fiery, perverted girl who came by the bookstore every day to argue about fanfiction with Stella. A perfect black quadrant friendship… but not one she quite wanted to share a house with.
“Hey, is that any way to talk to a girl in front of her gallant protector?” Yvonne mock gasped, pressing against Roberta’s chest. “Roro, you’re not going to let her be rude to me like that are you?”
Rochelle sighed. “Sorry, but I could never bring myself to interfere in the friendship you two have.”
“Friendship?!” Stella found herself sputtering that almost in unison with Yvonne. “You don’t understand how garbage her ships are!”
“You two have fun. I’m gonna go catch some alone time upstairs.” Roberta retreated, leaving Stella and Yvonne to square off. Typically they did this at work, but in the new universe, it seemed their rivalry now hounded her at home…
Except, she had the app now!
Stella slumped down on the couch and, glasses shining, tapped on the disheveled redheads dot.
YVONNE O’SHAUGHNESSY IS UP AFTER PLAYING VIDEO GAMES ALL DAY.
Stella would get the greatest petty entertainment possible…