Some days later, Darren was on his annual monthly vacation in the alps, hoping to get some snowboarding in, and hopefully take his mind off the mysterious light that struck him.
'I musta been hallucinating.' Darren mused, as he changed into snowboarding gear. "It's not every day you get struck by a strange beam from outta the sky."
As he said this, he hardly noticed his hair and moustache turning white.
he got his board onto the slope, and down the peak he went.
No sooner was he halfway down the slope, and off his board, did he feel a very nasty feeling in his butt.
Then suddenly, he saw it swell up, bursting through his thick pants, and he also saw it was covered in white hair!
"What the-?!"
He was so surprised, he fell onto his huge hairy butt and began sliding down on it!
And as he did, the tf continued.
"Oh, oh, my feet!" Darren exclaimed, as his feet burst outta his boots, and swelled to triple their usual size, then his body, arms and legs grew bigger, more muscular, and his snowboarding clothes were replaced by thick white hair, all over his body. His skin remained the same colour it was.
When he reached the bottom of the slope, Darren found that he had transformed into a yeti! "Wow." He said, looking at his body. "A little hairy, but not bad."