The MILF Brewer, of course, was banned very soon after release. Leaving aside the moral decency of such an object, the product was not remotely safe, all kinds of random side effects increasingly affecting customers with each new shipment. And with the company going bust, soon, the item faded into myth...
John had become fixated on finding this. He'd developed a huge kink for MILFs, but not in the sense of wanting to have sex with one. He wanted to have sex as one. He wanted to be a MILF so much it almost hurt. So, after years of looking and thousands spent, finally, the package arrived. He peeled it open, taking out the box, the packaging old and faded. And then... out came the MILF Brewer, the thing he'd wanted for so long.
It was time. Time to use it. But the world's biggest MILF Brewer fan wasn't going to just randomly jump in. He'd researched extensively how to get certain looks, verified and unverified ingredients, what to use, what to avoid. He was ready. But what had he prepared?