You head out to the women's clothing isle first, striding in your heels as you walk. You make a purchase of a skimpy, ruby-encrusted pink dress, but Gene, who came to get his girlfriend an anniversary present, notices you.
"Oh, hey", he says, in a surprised manner. "Whatcha doin' with that skimpy thing?"
Gene knows too much, you think to yourself. Time to put him out of commission.
Without missing a beat, you deliver Gene a swift kick to the head with your 4'' heels. He slumps to the floor in a daze. You realize the dress might not fit your figure perfectly, so you use the bright pink function of the flashlight to make your waist size smaller and your hip size bigger. Perfect, you think. The nosebleeding clerk watching nearby is too busy staring at your "them"* to ring up your dress. You sigh, and head off to purchase some jewelry.
* "Them" is a reference to the episode of "That 70's Show" where Red (Eric's Dad) and Hyde catch a glimpse of Pam's (Jackie's mom)...you know.