"So you're going to be a guy?" said Lisa's best (and only) friend Katie, shocked.
"That's the plan" Lisa answered. "It's not that I'm trans or anything, but being a woman just isn't all that great, not around here anyway."
"It does kind of suck." Katie replied. "So you're going to have a dick and everything?'
"Yep." Lisa responded. "100% male. Gonna join the stand to pee club. So do you want in? If we order together, we can save a few dollars on shipping."
"Uh, wow." Katie responded. "That's not a decision I was expecting to make today."