Kelly looked across his desk at the two Masculinization Academy students. "Why did you need to see me?" he asked.
"Well, sir" Consuela replied. "When I was a girl, I was molested by my brother Alberto. Now that I'm bigger and stronger than him, I want to beat the crap out of him."
"I see. And you're telling me this why?"
"Taisha." Consuela shot a sidelong glance at her fellow-student. "Taisha said I should talk to you first, so I wouldn't bring any discredit to the Academy."
"Taisha was right." Kelly replied. "OK, go ahead. But bring Alberto here when you're done. Also--I assume Taisha's going along in case Alberto has any friends?"
"Yes, sir." Taisha answered.
"If his friends are assholes like him, bring them along too. You can borrow the school van." He reached into his desk and tossed Consuela the keys.
"Thank you, thank you." Consuela and Taisha replied in chorus.
"I like to see people taking the initiative--it's the masculine thing to do." Kelly smiled. "You guys have got balls."
And so they did.