"Jennifer Smith, I regret to inform you... or rather I don't regret to inform you that your time is up. You do know what that means, right?"
With a weary sigh, Jennifer replied with a simple "Yeah."
"You have to take both!" Kyle cackled, "So first thing's first, I transform you into a goblin girl!"
"Say what?" Jennifer balked.
"You're going to turn into a sexy goblin girl with green skin, a bigger nose, bat-like ears, and you're gonna turn like three feet tall. Most of your body fat's gonna get shunted into your butt, while the rest is gonna settle around your tits. Your insides are also gonna get super stretchy so that you can handle some ridiculously huge dicks and stuff. Finally, your voice is gonna be a little scratchier and you're gonna have bad grammar, but you'll actually get way smarter when it comes to engineering and stuff. Ooh, almost forgot! You'll also have sharp, pointy teeth, kinda like a shark."
"Okay, why the fuck are you turning me into a goblin?" Jennifer barked into her phone, "Y'know, besides me pantsing you and exposing your micropenis to the whole school, which was kinda hilarious not gonna lie."
"Shut up, you cruel, heartless bitch," Kyle seethed, "because I dare you to be the school fucktoy. Anyone who wants to can fuck you whenever they want and you just have to take it without complaint. In fact, I dare you to actively want to be the school fucktoy! Boys, girls, doesn't matter, you'll live to service them. Reality will retroactively change to normalize your new life, and only you and I will remember the way things used to be."
"Get bent, geek," Jenny shouted, "As if anything you're saying is gonna happen anyway! Why don't you go dig a hole and bury yourself alive?!"
"I'd like to see you make me," Kyle taunted, "because you're gonna be a fucktoy goblin for the rest of your goddamn life! Even if you get into the college of your choice or become the president or whatever you're going to be a fucktoy goblin until you die and go to wherever the heck you're destined to go... which I personally hope is Hell or something!" He hung up there, and suddenly the room got a whole lot bigger around Jennifer.
"ACK!" she yelped, stumbling backwards onto her considerably fatter butt. She stood up, shakily, realizing exactly what had just happened to her. Her arms were now a lightish shade of green, she could see her nose a bit more prominently, her ears felt bigger on the side of her head, and her center of balance was all off. Kyle actually turned her into a goblin girl. Her breathing went heavier and heavier as her eyes went wide with fear. She shrieked into the ceiling, shaking her house to its very foundations.
"Me's a goblin?!" she squealed in a scratchier voice, "Me no can be goblin! The town curse can no be real! Me just dreaming! Me has to be dreaming! It the only logical explanation! Wuh... why me talk so stupid?! Me no stupid! Me smarty! Me know how make particle accelerator outta Pringle cans! Why me talk dumb?! Me hate this! Me wanna die!" She slumped to her knees and sobbed sloppy tears for a while, coming to grips with her new reality. After a few minutes, she picked herself up and slumped around the house, looking for the rest of her uniform. "Maybe day no be so bad? Me gonna have lotsa sex and be's a best fucktoy ever. Me's ready. Me can handle it... me hope..."