No, NO! It wasn't fair. The shark knew how nature worked. Big fish eat little fish. Except now the little fish were the big fish and big fish was the little fish. Everything was backwards. Did that mean the little fish now eat the big fish? Should he be on the lookout for a tiny goldfish that was gonna end his day? Well actually a piranha probably could the shark thought, vicious little bastards. But that wasn't the point, the point was everything was wrong. Worse the shark was now in the middle of the school of monstrously large 1 mile long tuna.
'Nope, screw this, I'm gonna try it anyway' the shark thought. After all what's the worse that could happen then eat him? He was small enough to live in their bellies, they didn't even have sharp teeth like he did. He'd just eat them from the inside out if it came to that. So the Shark swam up to the nearest mile lone monster and promptly bit into its belly.
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It didn't even notice. Okay now the shark was both angry and depressed. Some mighty hunter he thought to himself. I couldn't even get its attention. I'm a 120 foot long barnacle. Then the sweet taste of blood filled the sharks mouth. 'Well at least i get something for my troubles' the shark thought. Then it happened the shark felt it, he was growing. He drank up more blood, and he grew...slowly 122 feet, 123, 124, 125. As the shark grew he let go and noticed the fish continued to bleed. Unaware it had been wounded. This gave the shark a great idea. He swam out and bit another fish. Latched on just long enough to be sure it was bleeding, grew himself to 127 feet long and let ago. Then he repeated the process, again, and again, and again and again, and again.
The shark bit into fish after fish making them bleed slowly accumulating a red tide of enormous proportions. It took the shark nearly ten minutes but he eventually had a a few hundred Fish bleeding. Now it was time to feast! The shark opened his mouth and gobbled up the blood. Every last drop, and as he did he felt his body grow, and grow and grow.
He was soon 300 feet long and nearly 100 feet wide. Still the shark ate, and grew. 400 feet came and went, then 500, 600, 700, 750. 775....the shark knew his growth was slowing, He was running out of blood. But is didn't matter he was now 800 feet! the other fish were still 5 times his size but he was at the center of their school. The shark proceeded to do what all sharks do with a school of fish.....feeding frenzy.