Damon looked at his former girlfriend, puzzled as to why she would have wasted a wish on returning him to normal. Did she still care about him, despite ending their relationship earlier? "M..Monica?" he stuttered, still feeling out-of-sorts. "What are you doing here? I mean, why did you come over? I.. I thought you said we were finished."
"Oh Damon, well, yes. I did. But I felt bad about how we left things at the park earlier, and I guess I just wanted to make sure you were alright after... everything." Monica had leaned back from the hug, realizing she may have given him the wrong idea. "I still think it's necessary though, Damon. I think we've just drifted apart."
Blinking, he took that in, turning it over in his mind but unable to reconcile it with his perception of their short time together. "I don't get it - I thought things were going great! Was it... was it my dick? Was it not big enough for you?"
"NO! No, Damon, it wasn't that." the brunette shook her long hair, unable to meet Damon's eyes as she tried to explain. "I guess I'm just not... really... physically attracted to you anymore, and it's unfair to both of us if I try to force this... if I can't love you as much as you deserve."
Her words hit him like a ton of bricks, and Damon's brain latched onto the only thing that made sense to him, an idea coming to him like a (misguided) lightbulb turning on and blinding him to the other issues of their relationship. "Okay Genie, I figured out my second wish!" Damon blurted, rising from the couch. "You said you couldn't make anyone fall in love, but what about this: I wish to be irresistible to women!"
Genie rolled her eyes before meeting Monica's wide gaze. "They just REFUSE to learn, don't they?" she said, clapping her hands together to grant his foolishly vague second wish.