Ted and Alice began to walk out from under the pier, her eyes narrowing in the warm light of the sun. They looked an odd pair, the metal kid and bad influence, and the now-comically busty girl morphing into a bad kid. She couldn't stop herself, the drugs in an old PSA were too powerful for her. She looked up at Ted, gooey-eyed. "So I have to get teenage pregnant? How do I do that?"
Ted rolled his eyes, as if it was obvious, taking a puff on the joint as he pried it from Alice's fingers. "Well, y'know... You just find an unsuitable guy, and let him defile you. And then you'll have a baby and be a teen mom."
Alice looked wide-eyed and confused. "Well, what's an unsuitable guy?"
"Well, it could be, y'know... a biker you meet in a bar. Or another drug addict. Or a pimp!" Her eyes lit up as he listed all these terrible options, all of which sounded terribly attractive to her addled little brain as they walked across the sand and up towards the promenade. People glanced at her judgementally, at her bad girl hair and her being out of police uniform, even if the bikinis looked nigh-identical. "And obviously you'll just throw yourself at them, given you're such a terrible girl!"
"Well, duh," giggled Alice, looking around, licking her lips at the thought of pulling aside one of these men and becoming teenage pregnant! But who to pick?