"Hello everyone, and welcome to a new episode of Animalia Ambassadoria." said Sarah, as she started the latest episode.
"We're in cropped tops and short shorts today because it's all about getting physical." said Malice, getting the things ready.
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"One of the biggest things coming up in the future is Lunar New Year 2023, better known as the Year of the Rabbit." Said Sarah, reading off of the website that had the most information on Lunar New Year.
"Because of that, almost all of the rabbits and hares have begun training for the Year of the Rabbit Competition, some more willingly than others." said Malice. At that there were a few clips showing a few hilarious contrasts between Jessica and Morgan working out. One best case was where Morgan nearly collapsed after a few minutes of Aerobics while Jessica was still going strong.
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"Of course, with the coming of summer comes the coming of what some call 'swimsuit season'." Said Sarah, queuing up a group of clips. "Of course, there are many ways of preparing for this, with some more successful than others." At that, the clips showed a number of hilarious summer-based fails, including a more recent group, tanning fails. These were more than just getting sunburned while trying to get tanned, but also rather hilarious tan lines. One of the more recent versions of tan lines was a direct result of the pandemic: tan lines showing where someone was wearing a facemask at the time.
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"Of course, because both humans and Animalians have more leisure time during the summer, they're able to spend more time in the gym." said Malice, getting the next batch of clips ready. "Of course, this has one really amusing side effect: really weird workouts." At this, the clips showed all kinds of weird and unusual workouts, and not just from Claw Coliseum.
One really surprising workout was from King Andrew. Kinjira and another lioness, whom Malice confirmed as new, were wearing large leather workout belts, which King Andrew took hold of (one in each hand) and began doing dumbbell lifts, much to the amazement of everyone watching, judging by the comments.
Another weird workout was where someone was shaking large, thick ropes, while supporting a barbel on his back, while also perched on a wobble roller board. While there were many who were left scratching their head at this, there was one guy who gave a plausible explanation.
Mr._Smrt: I know what he's doing. This exercise is for when you go water ski surfing on a tightrope. Happens all the time.
Yet another unusual workout was where someone was doing sit-ups on a decline bench, but every time he sat up, he swung his arms like he was boxing against imaginary foes.
B@lB0@_F@n: He's definitely got Eye of the Tiger playing in his head.
Finally, there was a group of clips showing people running on treadmills in unusual ways, from running in an "anime girl" pose, to running without bending the knees, thereby causing the legs to move in circles.
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"Believe it or not, this is only part one of our special summer coverage." said Sarah, after the final group of clips. "We're also covering the sports events, bodybuilding/strength competitions, and other colony activities."
"We'll see you on part two. But until then, later." said Malice.