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Animalia Ambassadoria Part 2: Pride in... Stuff

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"Hello everyone, and welcome to part two of our special coverage." said Malice, starting the next part of their special coverage.

"This part deals with the fact that June is, in many ways, Pride Month." said Sarah. At that, there was a picture of a pride of lions. "No, not that kind of pride." Then said picture was replaced with an artistic rendering of the word "Pride!" in rainbow colors. "Better."

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"First off, we're going to address a misconception that has been going on for a while." said Malice, rolling her eyes and shaking her head at it. "According to those stuffy politicians, the Animalia virus is a 'cure' for homosexuality, which is empirically not true. In actuality, gays and lesbians who become Animalians will eventually become bisexual."

"Another misconception that's been going on for a while is that Animalia's Homosexual Anonymous classes are to deprogram gays and lesbians." said Sarah, also shaking her head at what some people said about the program. "The truth is that the Homosexual Anonymous classes are actually there to help gays and lesbians become comfortable with their awakening heterosexuality, since many feel, and fear, that they will end up losing a part of themselves when they begin noticing the opposite sex."

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The next part of the episode featured interviews with well-known gay and lesbian Animalians, as well as their 'assigned' partners. What was probably the second most surprising was the fact that a good deal of them were already at the 'friends-with-benefits' stage with their assigned partners. The most surprising was the fact that some of the females were visibly pregnant.

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"As part of Pride Month, the LGBT+ community welcomes a new member to the spectrum: hermaphroditism." Said Sarah, beginning the next segment.

"While originally intended for those transsexuals who had been mangled by black market surgeons," said Malice, who looked like she didn't have a clue about such things, "The hermaphrodite 'gene' has now become a comfortable middle ground for transsexuals."

Then there was a series of interviews with some of Animalia's herm members. What was probably the most unexpected was that herms were actually quite capable of having children, despite what some trolls on the internet claimed.

Finally, there was an interview with the scientist who was in charge of a new subproject in Project Hermaphroditus: converting an asexual couple (one male and one female) into herm horses while observing their conversion in MRI machines.

"So why did you have them do their conversions in MRI machines?" asked Sarah, ignoring the troll posts on how it was 'violating privacy', and so on.

"It's more to watch the development of primary, secondary, and mental development of hermaphroditism." said the scientist. "We let the computer record everything to review it later."

"Can we meet and interview them?" asked Malice, as a joke.

"They're a little... occupied right now." said the scientist, who was in on the joke, but also wasn't kidding.

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"And that's all we got for part two of our special coverage." said Sarah, wrapping up the episode. "Stay tuned for part three, where we're going to be visiting the Animalia colonies, both current and new, to see the developments there."

"We won't be doing it literally," explained Malice, "We've just got some members in said colonies who will be doing the coverage."


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