"So, what do we do?" Emily asked.
Paul thought for a moment, then decided there was only one thing to do.
"I'll risk it!" He called out a little louder than he meant to. "I mean, I am NOT going on a date with a guy. I'm married for crying out loud."
"I mean, technically..." Emily began before Paul swung his head to meet her gaze, glaring her down hard. "... Uh, nevermind."
"Okay honey if you're sure." Olivia sighed, quickly standing up to prepare the photo.
"Uh, is everything okay up there?" Tyrone asked, confused as to why his girlfriend wasn't eager to go. He knew how she fought with them often, especially her mother. He knew they always fought about 'feminine modesty' and junk like that.
Meanwhile, Rick picked his nose slightly. Although he didn't like the longer nails, they were useful for cleaning. He glanced over as he managed to pull up his new tights. It felt weird against his thick legs, but he wasn't gonna complain right now while everyone else was transformed. He walked over and watched as Olivia prepared the camera.
"Rememebr honey, this might be a worse change since we haven't figured out this-"
"Okay let's just do this already!" Paul yelled, eager as hell to avoid kissing Tyrone again. His body felt otherwise, but luckily his mind was strong enough to resist the warming in his new... parts.
"I'll stay over here." Emily announced as she stood at the edge of the doorway. "I'll let you know when he's gone!"
"Okay thank you Emily... and Paul, say cheese?" Olivia meekly responded, trying to bring levity to the situation.
Paul braced for the change, hoping that maybe, just maybe, he'd be back to normal.
*FLASH*
Paul meant to ask, 'did it work?' but instead found that no sounds came from him. For some reason, everything looked... odd, as if he could see widely around him, more than before. He tried to ask the question again but nothing happened. He tried to move but nothing happened. He tried to even blink but nothing happend.
"What the hell did I turn into?" He wondered.
He then noticed that Olivia and Rick was next to him, looking down in pure shock.
"Holy shit." Rick muttered, running his hands through his curly red hair in disbelief, tugging on the curls as he did with his old hair. "I mean holy shit."
"Guys, Tyrone vanished!" Emily called from the hall as she ran inside as fast as her 14 year old boy legs could take her. "Whatever change happened fix- ahhhh!" She gasped, covering her mouth in shock.
"What?! What am I?!" Paul thought, desperate for an answer.
"Is that... Dad?" Emily asked, nervous for the response.
"Yes... it is." Olivia replied meekly. "Apparently, the camera can make you something... inanimate."
"I'm an object?!" Paul internally screamed. It made sense, but he just couldn't believe it. Olivia leant down, looking directly at Paul.
"Paul, honey." She said using her calmest voice possible, though it came off more sexily than normal with such a deep, raspy voice. "I don't know if you can hear me or not, but DO NOT panic. This is gonna be hard to hear, but you're a..."