Claire and Kevin's mouths parted and stood transfixed as both their complexions changed-Kevin became dull, ruddy orange while Claire became a light peachy tone. As the new color spread across their bodies, the young couple could feel their mouths stretch into wide, fixed smiles. The areas around their eyes and mouth faded to a creamy white hue; Kevin's muzzle stretched just around his mouth and his eye patches halfway up his forehead. Claire's, however, were smaller and daintier.
Both of them began to put on weight-Claire not really so much, mostly in her breasts and hips in a way that rather complimented her baby bump. Kevin however had to have gained at least forty pounds and now had a noticeable beer belly. He wasn't obese, more like the athlete he usually was had gone to seed.
Color appeared in their faces-narrow arches topped Claire's eye patches and her eyelids shaded light blue. Her lower lip became blue-black while a dull red blush appeared on her cheeks.
In contrast to Claire, Kevin's eyebrows were replaced with large blue-grey arches high on his forehead; a black-blue bar stretched from each brow to his eyelids. A black 'beard' appeared around his muzzle. Bright red appeared on his cheek with three black freckles in each, which rather suited his now plump face.
The couple's hair was the next to change becoming fuller, and thicker. Claire's natural blonde hair became dull black strecked with grey and rather matted looking while Kevin's went coal black and curled into an afro-although the hair on top soon retreated into his scalp, leaving a thick black curly horseshoe of hair around a smooth bald pate. If Kevin were to become bald and fat in real life Claire was getting a good idea what he'd look like.
And she decided she liked the look.
After the hair their feet began to stretch; Kevin's feet were soon a size 25 with his toes nearly eight inches wide. Claire's were more a size 17 and her toes were narrow but still ridiculously long clown feet.
Finally there was a loud POP! Claire and Kevin blinked, and saw each of them had a plump, bulbous clown nose-although instead of red like expected Claire's was a slightly darker shade of pink than her overall complexion while Kevin's was as black as what remained of his hair.
They noticed other, smaller changes. Claire's pubic hair now matched the hair on her head and was curled into a pom-pom. Kevin's pubic hair was gone but his penis was longer, thicker, and the cap was as black as his nose. The nipples of both clowns were also bright red and Claire's seemed larger as well.
The new hobo and bag lady stared at each other for nearly a minute. Finally, Kevin gave his nose a squeeze. Instead of the honk he expected, it sounded more like a foghorn Whoo-whoo!
Claire squeezed her own. Squeak!
A strange giddiness came over them unlike anything they felt before. The two new clowns squeezed their noses again, and then poked each other's. Whoo-whoo! Squeak squeak!
Finally, Claire spoke, her voice now a high soprano with an exaggerated southern accent. "Kevin, heheyaha?" At first Keven thought several of Claire's teeth were missing; looking closer he saw those teeth instead were simply colored black.
"What is it Claire, heheyaha?" Kevin said in a voice that sounded like a a combination of the cartoon characters Bullwinkle and Goofy.
"Kevin, Heheyaha, I feel...funny."
WHOO-WHOO!
SQUEAK SQUEAK!