After I swallowed Joey, I licked my lips. He had tasted really good. I then moved on to another street and began to devour people there. I noticed that none of them tasted as good as Joey. I decided to go back and try to find his ring, then I could make my own wishes.
As I looked for the ring I felt the pressure build up in my butt. Joey had finished his little trip. I wanted to see what had become of my friend now. I let myself go all over the street. It felt different than when I pooped at home. The turds were massive and a lot hotter. There were more of them too. Soon I felt my bladder empty. I turned and looked at Joey's remains.
What had once been a person, was now slimy and brown. A yellow bone stuck out of the smelly mess. Joey had been reduced to the lowest position on earth. A bubble popped on one of the turds, as if it were Joey's last message to the world.
I then continued searching for the ring. Finally I found it nearby. I had a hard time picking it up but I finally managed to get it in my hands. "What now?" I wondered.