"Fascinating" said Marlene. "The effects are both physical and psychological, the reshaping of the body into a classic blonde bombshell--you'll have to tell me if it works the same way on different phenotypes, as well as on males, if you've tried that--along with an increase in libido. How long have you been working on this formula? I have some ideas."
"So, uh, you don't feel any dumber."
"The precise opposite. My mind is functioning with a speed and clarity hitherto unknown. Your formula increases intelligence rather than diminishes it."
Dr. Morgan hadn't been expecting that.
"In the meantime" Marlene continued "I'd love for you to suck on these gazongas, but may I suggest that you first take a shot and join me in the next stage of human evolution? The first time you make love to homo superior it should be as homo superior."
Dr. Morgan realized that she had somehow lost control of the experiment.